Thursday, December 30, 2004
Wishes from my attorney
Under huge pressure from nobody in particular I forgo the usual pleasantries and pass you all visitors these wishes mentioned below and by reading it you hereby acknowledge and agree that this was the best New Year wish you ever received.
From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee") please accept without
obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2005, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or
sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement
any of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in
certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wishor. Any references in this greeting to "The Lord", "Father Christmas",
"Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive
figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply
any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all
proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are
This greeting is made under Blogger Law.
Government of Blogspot
Oh, what the heck. Wish you all a very Happy New Year!
I feel the need to add the following indemnification to protect the Wishor in the event the Wishee’s merriment exceeds legal limits or causes injury:
WISHEE agrees to indemnify WISHOR from, against, and in respect of, any and all losses, damages, liabilities, libels, suits, actions, expenses (including attorney’s fees) and proceedings arising from, or in connection with, any claim, complaint, suit, proceeding or cause of action against WISHOR alleging physical injury, including death, brought by, or on behalf of an injured party, and arising out of the negligence or willful malfeasance of WISHEE in execution of aforementioned holiday.
Did you make a wish?!